HOMER SIMPSON'S BEST ONE LINERS

HOMER SIMPSON'S BEST ONE LINERS

Homer: "If Something Is Hard To Do, Then It's Not Worth Doing!"

Homer: "Marge, It Takes Two To Lie. One to Lie and One to Listen."

Homer: "Trying Is The First Step Toward Failure."

Homer: "Stupid Risks Make Life Worth Living"

Homer: "Donuts...is there anything they CAN'T do?"

Homer: "To Alcohol! The Cause Of AND Solution to All of Life's Problems"